Guitar Demotivational Poster
BASS PLAYERS - Take their jobs way too seriously
GUITAR MAN - Zappa, Harrison, Slash, Hendrix Richards, Page, Vaughn your turn
ALLOWED TO PLAY? -
HILARIOUS - This is not Retard
VIOLIN BOW - Don't play guitar with it... Unless you are Jimmy Page
GUITARRISTS - It's all about the style
CARLOS SANTANA - No matter how hard you practice. Or how good you think you are. You'll NEVER be as awesome as this guy.
KILLING ZOMBIES - Its hard work but someones gotta do it
OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE GUITAR/AMP BUYING DISORDER - STOP ME BEFORE I EBAY AGAIN!!!!!
AIR GUITAR - After playing "Ted" Theodore Logan, Keanu Reeves went on to be rich and famous, just as you never will.
FRED DURST - Shut Up (and leave Metal for real musicians)
TOUCH HER THE WRONG WAY - She is liable to beat you to within an inch of your life with that guitar.
JIMMY HENDRICKS - Pink Floyd Bassist R.I.P. 1942 - 1970
GUITAR HERO - Keeping nerds away from real guitars since 2005
ninjas with guitars -
ROCK - Because You Cant Play a Saxophone Behind Your Head
YOUR GUITAR HERO ACCOMPLISHMENTS - I don't think he's very impressed by them.
REAL GUITAR HERO - Space Pirates play GH to win!
BB KING - Hitting one of THOSE notes
JIMMY PAGE - Words will never describe the awesome
FREDDY MERCURY - He died with AIDS and he was gay BUT YOU STILL WISH YOU COULD BE LIKE HIM!
JOE PERRY - Angus Young's Bitch
LES PAUL -
THE 151 - When time is a factor and you need to be drunk NOW; the 151.
GRAMMY'S CRITCISM -
YOU THERE - Your lack of faith is disturbing... man.
EXTREME SURF MUSIC - The Beach Boys can BITE ME!!
ANGUS YOUNG - no one thought possible a man in a school uniform could rock that much
GUITAR HERO - Requires guitar-playing ability. This one does anyway.
TONANTE - More than a guitar, a conquest.
DISAPPOINTMENT - That overwhelming feeling experienced when you find out that your five-buttoned abilities donâ€™t seem to have quite the desired effect on â€œthe ladiesâ€.
GUITAR HERO - Because real guitars are for old people
GARY MOORE -
GUN GUITARS - Hit'em between the eyes with the 50-Calibur awesomeness of ROCK!
LES PAUL - 1915 - 2009
STAR POWER - Next time, don't tilt the guitar up.
GUITAR WOLF - Pray he doesn't catch you Texting during his show
JAZZ - Had the first guitar heros
GUITARS! - They are a tad heavy these days!
A REAL GUITAR - it's not.
I'M PLAYING THE AIR GUITAR! -
AIR GUITAR - At the height of British Metal, it was considered an art form. Now it's just for pussies and Emo kids. Wait..... Aren't they the same?
SORRY, JIMI - I didn't see the cord Was that a take?
CHECKED BAGGAGE - I could not check all my luggage. Now I can.
HERMAN LI - Respect 'Cause he's fast
SEGA GUITAR - Guitar Hero's new Nemesis
DRAGONFORCE - They're fast
CURRENCY FAIL - That's 79800 YENS. That's like 840 USD. But still it's over nint thousand.
Ha, Ha, Too Late -
GUITAR HERO - Please save the poor guitar from the hands of these Emos.
IDIOTS - Some just can't appreciate music
GUITARS - That's it. Can't get anymore bad ass.
GREAT GUITARISTS - need great guitars
SOMEBODY I USED TO KNOW -
FOILED - I took them all!!! MUAHAHAHAHAH!!!
JOE SATRIANI - You wish you could play like him
STEVEN SEAGAL - Is actually gouging out this guitar's eyes.
HIS GUITAR PLAYING - It Was Heavenly
GRAMMY'S CRITCISM -
TOILET GUITAR - It sucks!
THE BEST SOLOS AND RIFFS - In one man's opinion
WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LIMBAUGH AND NUGENT? - Sane people think Nugent is cool
VERSATILITY - Whoa!... Jackie Chan can play guitar?
FREAKING AWSOME - And you thought Sarah Palin was awsome. Here try a little STINKFOOT.
Bass guitar -
INVISIBLE GUITAR HERO - Sweet-ass hard rock solo
FAIL - Those notes aren't even hard.
EASILY AMUSED - Wait till they actually start playing the game.
METAL HEADS - Obviously angry at the world
THE FIRE AND THE FLAMES - We carry on through them
ACCORDIAN HERO -
NO - It's not
I KNOW - Some Real Winners.