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Guitar Demotivational Poster


BASS PLAYERS - Take their jobs way too seriously


TAGS: bass player fish guitar people
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Zack

laughingatstupidity - March 26, 2012, 9:16 pm
i want to eat that fish
jarc2010 - July 1, 2010, 7:49 pm
to idiots, this is not Kurt Cobain, nor is it Malcolm Young, although at ;east you had the right band! This is Cliff Williams, bass player for the best band in rock history, AC/DC.
Kurt Cobain's Lover - April 8, 2009, 3:09 am
HEY! You don't make fun of Kurt Cobain.
Briton of Rose - March 17, 2009, 11:36 am
Malcolm Young of AC/DC.
LogicDude - March 17, 2009, 11:28 am
I think it's Kurt Cobain.
draco - March 16, 2009, 8:29 pm
Is that Stephen King?


GUITAR MAN - Zappa, Harrison, Slash, Hendrix Richards, Page, Vaughn your turn


TAGS: guitar man
Rating: 4.2/5

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Lucifer73 - December 8, 2012, 7:52 pm
24. Santana 25. ? 26. Malmsteen 27. Cobain 28. John Fogerty ? 29. Jerry Garcia 30. ? 31. Bo Diddley 32. Jeff Beck 33. Morello 34. Brian Setzer 35. ?
Lucifer73 - December 8, 2012, 7:49 pm
8. Clapton 9. Mark Knopfler (Dire Straights) 10. Brian May (Queen) 11. Ramone 12. Jack White 13. Edge 14. Chuck Berry 15. Angus Young 16. Townshend 17. Iommi 18. Van Halen 19. ? 20. Frehley 21. Ritchie Blackmore 22. Duane Allman 23. Kirk Hammett ...tbc
ughomer - September 10, 2012, 6:55 pm
cheat sheet at http://www.rollingstone.com/music/lists/100-greatest-guitarists-20111123
ughomer - September 9, 2012, 8:24 am
14. Joe Walsh 15. Huey Lewis 16. Ace Frehley (KISS)
skateinferno - September 8, 2012, 7:09 pm
i also see the guitarist from kiss.im bad with band member names.
skateinferno - September 8, 2012, 7:07 pm
whos the dude from ac dc?eh screw it hes on there.
mariand - September 8, 2012, 12:47 pm
4.Jimi Hendrix
mariand - September 8, 2012, 12:44 pm
3.SLASH
crankyhead - September 8, 2012, 12:23 pm
32. Jeff Beck.
Ozbad - September 8, 2012, 11:38 am
I don't see bucket head on there .. could be space before 1. for god
GaryO - September 8, 2012, 11:36 am
14.Chuck Berry?
GaryO - September 8, 2012, 11:31 am
Dang, a rush of memories from this poster….anybody see ‘It might get Loud’?
crankyhead - September 8, 2012, 11:27 am
17. Tony Iommi, 18. Eddie Van Halen, 22. Duane Allman, 29. Jerry Garcia, 33. Tom Morello.
rerun - September 8, 2012, 11:08 am

31. Bo
gas - September 8, 2012, 9:03 am
16 pete townshend
gas - September 8, 2012, 6:48 am
24 santana?
caveman - September 7, 2012, 9:08 pm
9. Mark Knopfler, 10. Brian may, , 11.Johnny Ramone,12. Jack White 13. The Edge, 15. Angus Young 20. Ace Frehley, 23. Kirk Hammett, 27. Kurt Cobain...and that's all we have for now
GaryO - September 7, 2012, 8:21 pm
Dang, tiny faces….Clapton?


ALLOWED TO PLAY? -


TAGS: guitar play heaven music over
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by caveman

twill1962 - September 28, 2012, 8:34 pm
Don't forget Free Bird!
calvin5040 - November 21, 2011, 8:04 pm
What that you say??? you wan me to go to the other music store and buy my stuff there?


HILARIOUS - This is not Retard


TAGS: hilarious air guitar idiot retard cat
Rating: 2.78/5

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Sean - October 27, 2008, 12:54 pm
Well done Dobbo. And tunnel bait (though now annoyingly played out) is kinda like a "ghost net" aka a "drift net": it continues to trap bottom-dwelling fish for months or years to come.
Culos - October 27, 2008, 9:10 am
Hilarious is in the eye of the beholder. Yoda speak however is both retarded and annoying


VIOLIN BOW - Don't play guitar with it... Unless you are Jimmy Page


TAGS: music guitar guitarrist jimmy page led zeppelin
Rating: 2.43/5

More motifakes by LIPCoelho

... - October 31, 2008, 2:40 pm
And it f***s up the bow REALLY bad, those b****es are expensive... bows on electric bass sound horrid
small e - September 4, 2008, 9:14 pm
ever heard of sigur ros? the singer plays guitar with a bow all the time and sounds great live
Dustin Marthington - August 3, 2008, 12:26 am
trip enough balls, and it'll make you **** your pants. in a good way of course.
S8N - June 3, 2008, 8:44 pm
you probably shouldn't even if you are... you ever hear that live? not as cool as you'd think


GUITARRISTS - It's all about the style


TAGS: music guitar guitarrists
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by LIPCoelho

wtfnesstastic - September 28, 2009, 11:03 pm
dont steal comics from explosm, you lame bastard
Jon - July 1, 2008, 4:10 pm
lol


CARLOS SANTANA - No matter how hard you practice. Or how good you think you are. You'll NEVER be as awesome as this guy.


TAGS: carlos santana guitar awesome
Rating: 2.79/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 13, 2013, 6:24 pm
Carlos Santana, no mate how good of a guitarist he is his songs still suck a*s.
TwistedNinjaPirate - March 10, 2011, 10:22 pm
I rate it lowly because its true


KILLING ZOMBIES - Its hard work but someones gotta do it


TAGS: zombies guitar baseball bat chainsaw
Rating: 3.07/5

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internetninjaII - July 29, 2011, 3:44 pm
I agree... and, I would gladly buy it... hey, Verdeckt, wanna make me a T-shirt?
internetninjaII - July 29, 2011, 3:44 pm
I agree... and, I would gladly buy it... hey, Verdeckt, wanna make me a T-shirt?
Verdeckt - July 29, 2011, 9:30 am
Ironically, the picture would make a cool t-shirt design (if it isn't already)
forseti - July 29, 2011, 4:49 am
the more I look at this the more I guess it's only a product placement of Apple's iPod...
Verdeckt - July 28, 2011, 7:32 pm
just another type of Axe forseti... Hey, you can also double *** on a fret board :)
forseti - July 28, 2011, 2:51 pm
And don't forget your guitar... !.... ???....


OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE GUITAR/AMP BUYING DISORDER - STOP ME BEFORE I EBAY AGAIN!!!!!




PRACTICE -


TAGS: ak guitar demotivation practice
Rating: 3.58/5

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TheTrashHeap - August 10, 2010, 12:07 pm
Ak was the epitome of a quality over quantity Motifaker.
The Goat - September 29, 2009, 3:00 am
Agreed - which is why I gave it 5 lions. My piano teacher was in the same position alas...of course that was 30 years ago so it would be worse if she's still alive and well!
CANADA - September 18, 2009, 5:32 pm
the most demotivating one i have seen
iamjet - September 18, 2009, 3:41 pm
G chords don't aggravate my arthritis. Now a barre chord, that **** hurts.
Arrogant Knight - April 20, 2009, 4:02 am
See now I've gone and demotivated myself.
Arrogant Knight - April 20, 2009, 3:43 am
I wish it won't happen to me... But I know it will one day.
Arrogant Knight - April 19, 2009, 2:59 pm
No prizes for guessing what inspired this one. :)


AIR GUITAR - After playing "Ted" Theodore Logan, Keanu Reeves went on to be rich and famous, just as you never will.




FRED DURST - Shut Up (and leave Metal for real musicians)


TAGS: music guitar fred durst limp bizkit
Rating: 2.84/5

More motifakes by LIPCoelho

iPwn - December 24, 2008, 3:06 am
Fred Durst? I thought he died.
Fatty - July 16, 2008, 6:05 pm
AMEN!!!!!!!


TOUCH HER THE WRONG WAY - She is liable to beat you to within an inch of your life with that guitar.




JIMMY HENDRICKS - Pink Floyd Bassist R.I.P. 1942 - 1970


TAGS: jimmy page jimi hendrix rip bassist guitarist pink floyd led zeppelin
Rating: 3.17/5

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Genius - October 5, 2009, 5:46 am
You must be a master baiter indeed.
Cerebus42 - September 26, 2009, 2:54 pm
Five lions for your excellent fishing skills.
LogicDude - September 7, 2009, 11:52 am
Hmmmm...caught 2 *checks size limit* they're keepers! *resets troll bait*
PD - September 7, 2009, 1:27 am
Yo dumb azz that Jimmy Page of Led Zeppelin
Jake Eagle - August 28, 2009, 11:55 pm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Waters dude, roger waters is the bassist for pink floyd, and he's still alive. i guess there's a part to this joke i don't get which is probably the case, and after reading other comments, it looks that way.
Moe - June 3, 2009, 5:45 am
I get that it's a joke. And it's funny, don't get me wrong. BUT...... I still wanted to die when I read that.
Rhodopis - March 25, 2009, 10:09 pm
D:
Cubbybear - March 25, 2009, 9:15 pm
Start a tunnel and die! The troops are at the ready waiting for EGD's signal
dgbt - March 25, 2009, 7:13 pm
Hey, that's not right....................oh, ok, I get it, it's not supposed to be right


GUITAR HERO - Keeping nerds away from real guitars since 2005




ninjas with guitars -


TAGS: guitar music
Rating: 1.98/5
Galena - August 15, 2008, 10:47 pm
It should be Ninjas not Ninja's
CFH - July 4, 2008, 8:26 pm
OMFG i have the same guitar as the ninja in the left


ROCK - Because You Cant Play a Saxophone Behind Your Head




YOUR GUITAR HERO ACCOMPLISHMENTS - I don't think he's very impressed by them.


TAGS: jean baudin guitar hero unimpressed
Rating: 4.22/5

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EmilioDumphque - October 23, 2012, 10:12 pm
I can tell by looking at that instrument: it's not very versatile. Everything will come out sounding like boring jazz.


REAL GUITAR HERO - Space Pirates play GH to win!


TAGS: guitar hero flcl haruko fooly cooly furi kuri curi anime
Rating: 3.12/5

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LogicDude - July 31, 2009, 9:42 am
This looks like a COSPLAY based on Porcelina...the hair, the bass, I mean really!
MO - July 31, 2009, 3:21 am
Never seen a bigger collection of 1's. Seriously, take a look at this tards collection....2.5 is his best rating..... you're doing great. Keep it up scorpio7 (with a new IP ad) Can you say Re-ban??? I can....
HITMAN!219 - July 31, 2009, 1:42 am
I f***ING LOVE THIS SHOW!!!


BB KING - Hitting one of THOSE notes


TAGS: music blues guitar
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

rerun - March 31, 2012, 9:26 pm

You have excellent taste in music.
lgvernon - March 30, 2012, 8:08 pm

BB and Clapton~~'Ridin' With the King'~~every last cut is sheer bliss.
GaryO - March 29, 2012, 11:01 pm
Sound pours from the depths of that man’s innermost being like the sweet honey it is. He get’s lost in it…we get to watch. What a gift….to us.
lgvernon - March 29, 2012, 10:45 pm

He;s the KING! He can make all the silly faces he wants!~~Love this~~


JIMMY PAGE - Words will never describe the awesome


TAGS: jimmy rock guitar
Rating: 3.07/5

More motifakes by doubet

doubet - May 21, 2010, 12:02 pm
Ok I understand thanks fellas
rerun - April 25, 2010, 9:42 pm

no need to worry. I just liked The Who, Stones & Joplin better
ICEMAN - April 25, 2010, 9:16 pm
You worry me sometimes, rerun. Led Zep rules.
GreyScorpion - April 25, 2010, 7:31 pm
love Led Zep, 2nd albun I ever bought was LZ 4, but I'll speak for face, lots of guitar hero posters in a row, more tribute than funny
rerun - April 25, 2010, 7:30 pm

canot stand them
doubet - April 25, 2010, 7:29 pm
If you don't mind me asking. Don't you like Led Zepplin?
Faceplant31 - April 1, 2010, 3:10 pm
change your tune doubet


FREDDY MERCURY - He died with AIDS and he was gay BUT YOU STILL WISH YOU COULD BE LIKE HIM!


TAGS: freddy mercury queen guitar music
Rating: 2.77/5

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LIPCoelho - September 1, 2009, 4:47 pm
Citadelchief Missing the point since May 13, 2009
citadelchief - May 13, 2009, 6:33 pm
FREDDIE MERCURY - because they spelled the name on the album for you ja****s!
citadelchief - May 13, 2009, 6:33 pm
FREDDIE MERCURY - because the spelled the name on the album for you ja****s!
Drenix - September 16, 2008, 12:12 pm
So... Amaterasu is saying that women made Freddy g**?
Pr0udw0l7 - September 5, 2008, 1:50 am
Fredd might not have been bi,but his name apparently was....spelled with either a "ie" or "y"....make your pick.
Amaterasu - August 14, 2008, 12:19 pm
Freddy wasn't bi.He dated woman before he decided to g**.Queen rocks!
lisa the mad - August 6, 2008, 11:11 pm
Well, he was bi, but still... Es verdad.
spanky - July 23, 2008, 1:13 pm
freddie was f***ing awesome...


JOE PERRY - Angus Young's Bitch


TAGS: rock music guitar
Rating: 1.29/5

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TBirdFirster - May 3, 2012, 6:16 pm
Man you know its true AC/DC blows Aerosmith out of the water; to put it mildly, Aerosmith has been Thunderstruck!
440wakeup - August 10, 2010, 10:51 pm
Why you got 2 hate


LES PAUL -


TAGS: inventor pioneer guitarist rock music
Rating: 4.56/5

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Shogun - June 15, 2011, 11:13 am
Excellent!
FatherTyme - June 10, 2011, 8:01 pm
5 raised & lit Bic lighters


THE 151 - When time is a factor and you need to be drunk NOW; the 151.


TAGS: why is it creamy you are s****** milk from a guitar
Rating: 3.85/5

More motifakes by deadraisin

ICEMAN - June 7, 2010, 8:11 pm
@ Cubby, Methuselah wouldn't remember your 151st.
TheTrashHeap - June 7, 2010, 7:58 pm
For the 10000th time people QUALITY OVER QUANTITY IF YOU CAN'T DO BOTH!
R.S.Jake - June 7, 2010, 4:59 pm
And I don't know why the 151 looks cloudy in the this pic, I don't want to know, maybe backwash? :(~ But I have some hooror stories of 151 and coke... I shudder to even think about them...
R.S.Jake - June 7, 2010, 4:54 pm
I've rejected a thousand of deadrasin's poster today alone! Your posters are getting (marginally) better though! Keep it up.
deadraisin - June 7, 2010, 4:48 pm
I am but a guppy swimming with Meglodons, I bow to your Motifake superiority.
Cubbybear - June 7, 2010, 4:41 pm
I can't even remember my 151 post.
culos - June 7, 2010, 4:12 pm
lol
culos - June 7, 2010, 4:12 pm
151, no less! The moderators must have a soft spot for you, I just looked at a few of them and......let's be nice and say that I've seen better and more original posts on 4****...
GreyScorpion - June 7, 2010, 4:09 pm
Awww Raisin, you don't give yourself enough credit. It's more like Ten's of Thousands ;)
deadraisin - June 7, 2010, 3:20 pm
Coincedently this is my 151st Motifake excepted(of thousands). I am a legend in my own mind and I am not alone.


GRAMMY'S CRITCISM -


TAGS: grammy s srv guitar
Rating: 3.79/5

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TheTrashHeap - February 23, 2010, 11:23 pm
Tribute posters deserve better pictures. 1L


YOU THERE - Your lack of faith is disturbing... man.


TAGS: vader rock guitar star wars
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by jejeloman

CloudchaserS - March 19, 2012, 5:13 am
They should do a dual tour :-)
jejeloman - March 18, 2012, 2:56 pm
yeah and there's also "Ewok Band" if you want to see :D
CloudchaserS - March 18, 2012, 12:43 pm
I thought that he played bass and Luke & Han played the six strings (Image google star wars rock band)


EXTREME SURF MUSIC - The Beach Boys can BITE ME!!




ANGUS YOUNG - no one thought possible a man in a school uniform could rock that much




GUITAR HERO - Requires guitar-playing ability. This one does anyway.


TAGS: guitar hero
Rating: 3.94/5

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Me - October 22, 2009, 10:33 pm
It was a while back, but I don't remember kids in the 80's getting heat for not having real jumping on Goomba and Turtle abilities...it's a friggin game get over it...


TONANTE - More than a guitar, a conquest.




DISAPPOINTMENT - That overwhelming feeling experienced when you find out that your five-buttoned abilities don’t seem to have quite the desired effect on “the ladies”.


TAGS: guitar hero disappointment
Rating: 2.14/5

More motifakes by Murdoc

Spoonfed - January 5, 2009, 1:47 am
Even the man in black is flipping him off, nice.
mm - August 24, 2008, 3:40 pm
that guy kind of looks like isaac brock
David - April 23, 2008, 10:10 am
Guitar Hero in teh makingz
Sean - April 21, 2008, 7:02 pm
Funny and demotivational at the same time. I'm depressed. Well done. And good luck with "the ladies".


GUITAR HERO - Because real guitars are for old people


TAGS: guitar hero nerd
Rating: 2.05/5

More motifakes by Linnan

Linnan - August 25, 2008, 9:42 am
It's a nerd shirt fest...The black shirt of the guy in the front says "Gott" (engl.God).
jimbo - August 24, 2008, 10:07 pm
Sweet!! A thunder cats shirt!!


GARY MOORE -




GUN GUITARS - Hit'em between the eyes with the 50-Calibur awesomeness of ROCK!




LES PAUL - 1915 - 2009




STAR POWER - Next time, don't tilt the guitar up.


TAGS: guitar hero
Rating: 1.87/5

More motifakes by Tim

jinxslave - August 14, 2008, 1:57 pm
Haha, so I see I am not the only person to have done this. XD


GUITAR WOLF - Pray he doesn't catch you Texting during his show




Awesomeness -


TAGS: guy guitar
Rating: 2.88/5

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Bob Chin - November 4, 2008, 2:05 pm
This Moti is in its own world of non-ansomeness.


JAZZ - Had the first guitar heros


TAGS: jazz guitar
Rating: 2.46/5

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GUITARS! - They are a tad heavy these days!




A REAL GUITAR - it's not.


TAGS: real guitar not
Rating: 2.11/5

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I'M PLAYING THE AIR GUITAR! -


TAGS: kitty playing air guitar
Rating: 4.71/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 19, 2013, 9:07 pm
I posted it to Dig My Dog as well. I take care of a stray cat that looks just like this cat.
MissPriss - March 19, 2013, 10:37 am
I sure hope you posted this at digmy dog as well...too cute!


Music -




AIR GUITAR - At the height of British Metal, it was considered an art form. Now it's just for pussies and Emo kids. Wait..... Aren't they the same?


TAGS: air guitar lost art
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

Benlulz - September 17, 2010, 1:47 am
Naw, the 2e and 3e line actually made me laugh o.O
5150monkeylove - September 17, 2010, 1:13 am
I think resubmitting the poster as my own work wouldnt be a cool thing to do. I will take the hit and learn.
agdaniele - September 17, 2010, 1:05 am
Actually, I'd revamp the whole thing... the air guitar playing cat is the focus... you wandered off topic with the second and third lines. I'd have kept the first line, and added a second line - "Whiskers is bringin' it back"
5150monkeylove - September 17, 2010, 12:57 am
so I should have left it as "just for pussies" Thank you.
agdaniele - September 17, 2010, 12:50 am
You went after emo... too easy, and too overplayed. Air guitar was a good angle on the pic, but you distracted from that humor with irrelevant tangents.
5150monkeylove - September 17, 2010, 12:46 am
hints, tips, or suggestions?


SORRY, JIMI - I didn't see the cord Was that a take?




CHECKED BAGGAGE - I could not check all my luggage. Now I can.




HERMAN LI - Respect 'Cause he's fast


TAGS: music dragonforce guitar herman li
Rating: 2.92/5

More motifakes by LIPCoelho

Hoagie - August 11, 2008, 11:25 am
Dethklok does tour,
Captain Douchebag - July 2, 2008, 10:40 am
Dethklok actually tours. Not -actually- them of course, but Brendan Small and whoever voices the other characters..Or something..They're a real band now, alright?
LIPCoelho - July 2, 2008, 5:01 am
Isn't Dethklok a virtual band? at least that's what I know of them
Captain Douchebag - July 1, 2008, 2:44 pm
Bad Roamer. 1/0 is not a spell...Aw, ****...
Roamer - July 1, 2008, 2:34 pm
Ladies and girly men with no lives, let this argument end now with one word Dethklok.... and if that fails, the I have a backup plan. but mark my words this will end. *casts 1/0*
mauser98k - July 1, 2008, 11:21 am
he's talented as all get out
LIPCoelho - June 23, 2008, 10:47 pm
2 words...Jimmy Hendrix (Buckethead is awesome too)
anon - June 17, 2008, 3:20 am
1 word....buckethead
l33T** - May 29, 2008, 1:02 pm
4 LIPCoelho: Respect 4D Motivator *plus* respect 4 herman li 4 Orsis: respect 4D beating 4 It's g**: STFU
/b/girl - May 29, 2008, 11:28 am
0rs1s w0n =3
DreadLord - May 29, 2008, 11:26 am
outch! someone was been really owned... respect Orsis (although you wrote fats instead of fast)
Orsis - May 29, 2008, 11:19 am
obviously you dont know this guy. obviously you dont like good, fats thenical stuff. obviously you cant play guitar, or at least, you cant play enoguh to know how hard it is to master the ***ping technic as he does. obviously you dont understand **** ab
Its gay - May 29, 2008, 10:56 am
This guy sucks... ***ping sucks... slides are for **** suckers...Power Metal is for BIG PUSSIES! f*** it, you guys eat ***k.
Orsis - May 29, 2008, 8:54 am
dude, do you even know what you're talking about? this guy is great with arpeggios and scales. regardless to say he rocks in ***pings and slides. Power Metal is about speed and epic sound. he delivers. try playing dragonforce in a real guitar (with 6 stri
Roamer - May 28, 2008, 11:41 pm
his speed is the only reason he's "good". Any real guitarist will probably say he sucks more than a prostitute working a Saturday night double shift.


SEGA GUITAR - Guitar Hero's new Nemesis


TAGS: guitar sega guitar hero games
Rating: 2.68/5

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shedward - May 15, 2009, 11:35 pm
Thats the guy from MegaDriver, a Sega-core rock band. They cover video game music, and are actually pretty bad a**!
me - November 4, 2008, 9:49 am
That is the most awesome guitar ive ever seen...
john doe - October 21, 2008, 6:50 am
yeah....16-bit to.
Anus Ripper - September 13, 2008, 5:32 pm
NERD!!!


DRAGONFORCE - They're fast


TAGS: dragonforce guitar music
Rating: 2.65/5

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kornaas - March 26, 2011, 1:26 pm
StudioForce :).
Orsis - May 2, 2009, 8:10 pm
i saw them play this week. they rocked. they didnt miss a note. they rock!
roflpants - January 7, 2009, 4:50 pm
Fast at s******. lawlz!!
NREEEOW - November 25, 2008, 7:13 pm
They're fast, whether or not they're faking it, but that doesn't make their music good.
Lump - September 29, 2008, 10:14 am
Orsis, see them live, they can't play their solos either
mR.Me - September 22, 2008, 9:49 pm
not as fast as John Petrucci or Paul Gilbert
Anonymous - August 8, 2008, 3:32 am
Great band, kill the vocalist
RnR - August 1, 2008, 6:45 am
hmm.. makes me think of the *** Pistols, and Sigue Sigue Sputnik
Dude - August 1, 2008, 4:09 am
Dragon force proves you don't need to be able to sing good or no how to play insturments that people will still be over you like brown on non racist rice.
LIPCoelho - June 23, 2008, 10:49 pm
yeah right.. like every regular guy plays dragonforce, that and write correctly in english. i only now that Dragonforce is one of the most requested bands for technic games and **** (GH3, for example)
anon - June 22, 2008, 9:12 pm
if i wanted to play a mess of triads then yes i would. they suck. big time.
Orsis - June 18, 2008, 8:20 pm
Try playing their solos
anonymous - June 17, 2008, 12:51 am
ya at playinga keyboard and strumming the same 3 notes over and over....


CURRENCY FAIL - That's 79800 YENS. That's like 840 USD. But still it's over nint thousand.




Ha, Ha, Too Late -


TAGS: guitar
Rating: 2.3/5

More motifakes by Sean

Max - April 27, 2008, 9:39 pm
That is because the banjo is EVIL.
Sean - April 22, 2008, 11:29 am
Great comment. Very funny. But how did you miss the air-banjo? You just don't see many of those anymore.
N/A - April 22, 2008, 12:32 am
No, look! There's still three left on the end of the rack. Also, I noticed that the one 'ladies' air guitar is still there. Funny that...


GUITAR HERO - Please save the poor guitar from the hands of these Emos.


TAGS: guitar hero not
Rating: 2.21/5

More motifakes by James

Kii - April 17, 2009, 9:23 pm
CORRECTION: ***y Emos.
Anon - February 27, 2009, 10:26 pm
CORRECTION: g** Emos
fleeb - February 24, 2009, 9:17 pm
too late


IDIOTS - Some just can't appreciate music


TAGS: metallica idiots music guitar
Rating: 2.21/5

More motifakes by Vanner

lol - March 25, 2009, 1:11 am
Death Magnetic was surpisingly good after the 5th listen, now its one of my favourites, and im an old school metallica fan.
guest - February 7, 2009, 1:29 pm
not really good music since 1991
lolman - January 14, 2009, 6:31 pm
I agree they are sell outs, my last ticket for a concert cost me $600, i would have paid anything. They sell out every show they do, they are the best band in the world. People who say "Selling out' cant play an instrument usually and masturbate regular
Vanner - January 2, 2009, 5:29 pm
As i didnt upload this pile of **** i'm afraid i cant take any credit for it...... next
CPL. Mike Marts USMC - January 2, 2009, 4:34 pm
Selloung out? Sure...they SELL OUT EVERY d*** CONCERT THEY PLAY!!! Just because they have the balls to play what they want, when they want and look how they want...somebody's always gotta b****! f*** you dumbasses!!!! Metallica kicks a**!


GUITARS - That's it. Can't get anymore bad ass.


TAGS: assault rifle rifles gun guns guitar guitars music rocking rock bad ass
Rating: 2.13/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 4, 2008, 2:47 am
Pic has been done here, and I believe it has been tunneled as well.


GREAT GUITARISTS - need great guitars




SOMEBODY I USED TO KNOW -




FOILED - I took them all!!! MUAHAHAHAHAH!!!


TAGS: foiled guitar
Rating: 2.8/5

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AdAm - September 27, 2008, 3:26 pm
they're on sale now. buy 1 for the price of two GET 1 FREE!!!! get yours now!!!


JOE SATRIANI - You wish you could play like him


TAGS: music guitar satriani joe satriani
Rating: 2.61/5

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Silver - May 4, 2009, 9:53 pm
I just want his signature Ibanez >.
Mauser98k - August 15, 2008, 11:45 am
the REAL guitar hero
da man! - July 23, 2008, 10:57 am
doesnt he look like a bug with the bald head and glasses?
Rob - June 27, 2008, 1:26 pm
Epic Fail : rockstar without long hair.
Duncan - June 27, 2008, 1:25 pm
I also wish he would let his hair grow again.


STEVEN SEAGAL - Is actually gouging out this guitar's eyes.




HIS GUITAR PLAYING - It Was Heavenly




Melancholy -




SLAIN -




GRAMMY'S CRITCISM -


TAGS: grammy s srv guitar
Rating: 3.44/5

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Titsman - February 25, 2010, 9:11 pm
5 lions for you my friend
Titsman - February 21, 2010, 3:33 pm
Stevie is one of my hero's :) Your music still changes the world Stevie, thank you! R.I.P.
btuis - February 16, 2010, 5:02 pm
yeah that will never happen again


COWPUNCHER -




TOILET GUITAR - It sucks!




THE BEST SOLOS AND RIFFS - In one man's opinion


TAGS: guitar
Rating: 2.8/5

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vm4891 - October 19, 2009, 11:17 am
Good selection. We all have personal favs to add but well done
gil - October 17, 2009, 9:19 pm
I would have included November Rain - Slash, or h**el California


WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LIMBAUGH AND NUGENT? - Sane people think Nugent is cool




VERSATILITY - Whoa!... Jackie Chan can play guitar?


TAGS: guitar
Rating: 2.44/5

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oobahjaboobles - August 19, 2009, 4:26 pm
jackie chan might be able to, but herman cant...
Anon - February 14, 2009, 1:19 am
Yes. Jackie Chan can play the guitar. He knows guitar-fu remember?
eh - July 4, 2008, 5:26 pm
It's a...joke *facepalm*
Kern - June 27, 2008, 6:05 am
That's Herman Li


FREAKING AWSOME - And you thought Sarah Palin was awsome. Here try a little STINKFOOT.


TAGS: zappa frank guitar awsome
Rating: 2.33/5

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bubbalou - February 24, 2010, 4:27 pm
I'm pretty sure the point is that Frank Zappa is more awesome than anyone ever.
Mr. Shiny - February 24, 2010, 3:59 pm
I don't get it.


Bass guitar -


TAGS: guitar youtube bassist
Rating: 2.3/5

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TheABC - November 8, 2010, 1:45 am
I wonder which of them it was...
geoffface - April 22, 2009, 12:14 pm
recent studies say that for every 2 people, 1 has an IQ lower than the average of 100
the fucker - March 18, 2009, 6:36 pm
recent studies demonstrated that for 2 people commenting on youtube videos, 1 has an IQ lower than 100


INVISIBLE GUITAR HERO - Sweet-ass hard rock solo


TAGS: guitar hero rock old guitar air guitar
Rating: 2.29/5

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GrimFilth - March 16, 2010, 5:51 pm
lol good luck with your 400 bmp guitar hero solo gramps. HAIL WATAIN!


FAIL -


TAGS: guitar hero gh
Rating: 2.09/5

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FAIL - Those notes aren't even hard.


TAGS: guitar hero fail
Rating: 2/5
Kevsha - May 15, 2009, 2:43 pm
uber fail, taking an xkcd webcomic and turning it into a motifake than tunneling said motifake does not make you clever. it maked you and unorigional a**hat
Funk Coffin - July 26, 2008, 5:34 pm
Then the song must be dedicated to you then, Fail.


EASILY AMUSED - Wait till they actually start playing the game.


TAGS: google offices guitar hero xbox 360 fail phail
Rating: 1.96/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 20, 2008, 10:18 pm
This is the Guitar Hero room at Google's Zurich office, according to some Picasa gallery online. My mind boggles. They have a Zurich office AND it has a guitar hero room? A whole room?
phillip fry - July 20, 2008, 3:21 pm
dude... theres a google logo in the window


METAL HEADS - Obviously angry at the world


TAGS: metal heads angry music guitar
Rating: 1.83/5

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RedTheDude - May 7, 2010, 5:23 pm
Well, he does have a Children Of Bodom shirt I think, which is a very good band. And I agree with Another Metalhead. There are bands out there that i think are quite a bit better than Metallica, even their early stuff.
Another Metalhead - June 24, 2009, 1:49 am
First off, I think the caption is sarcastic; not all metalheads are angry. And metal didn't die in the 80s, metallica did. Believe it or not, there are other metal bands out there that could conceivably be (I say this at the risk of being lynched) better.
Another Metalhead - June 24, 2009, 1:47 am
First off, I think the caption is sarcastic; not all metalheads are angry. And metal didn't die in the 80s, metallica did. Believe it or not, there are other metal bands out there that could conceivably be (I say this at the risk of being lynched) better.
Metalhead - June 8, 2009, 3:41 pm
Even though "heavy metal" is pretty much over, there are still awesome metal bands out there. But they are hard to find because they play for music and not for money so no ads...
barockeva - February 7, 2009, 5:15 pm
Anyone that calls them self, or even thinks they are a metalhead is actually just a fag that listens to bull**** girl music that has the audacity to claim itself to be metal. Real metal died in the 80s.
lolman - January 14, 2009, 6:33 pm
?? this supposed to be funny? the fat fag is playing an acoustic guitar and smiling.... why the f*** is he a metal head? looks like he listens to hanna f***in montanna


THE FIRE AND THE FLAMES - We carry on through them


TAGS: dragonforce guitar hero through the fire and flames
Rating: 1.76/5

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bucketheadfan - November 17, 2009, 1:08 pm
they need more Buckethead
barockeva - December 8, 2008, 4:56 pm
Fail song is fail.


ACCORDIAN HERO -




NO - It's not




I KNOW - Some Real Winners.


TAGS: winner slash sublime guitar hero loser
Rating: 1.61/5

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Acertainfatass - February 22, 2009, 1:29 am
at least he doesnt cry like a little b**** when he loses
nfwu - February 7, 2009, 2:12 am
i know him. his name is zack & he can f***ing shred the real guitar way better then he can play at gh. and the user genocideface thinks he get away with making this kid out to be something he is not. oh! & also, genocideface is better at g
cylinderblockV8 - February 3, 2009, 6:38 am
This kid is g**, and so is this stupid motifake.
Ihateguitarhero - January 18, 2009, 10:21 pm
Real guitar = skill Guitar Hero = f***ing idiot who should have spent the time learning guitar
giggity - December 7, 2008, 12:08 am
what?


COD -


TAGS: cause of death music rock and roll guitar boogie funky
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 11, 2016, 5:31 pm
Glad ya liked it dizz.
MissPriss - March 11, 2016, 5:30 pm
Is it play that funky music white or right boy? Or is it the right white boy? Thanks 'cern.
mizzdizz - March 11, 2016, 4:59 am
Wild Cherry! Sick, twisted, funny! ^!!!!!
concern3 - March 11, 2016, 4:53 am
UP yours, To disco down and check out the show


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